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Hi! I'm Logan, and I'm a weirdo. But in a good way. Because normal is overrated and boring.
If you see me somewhere, you'll probably either see me staring at my phone or staring into the distance like a deer in the headlights. Don't be creeped out, that's just my neutral expression.
I'm an introvert, but I enjoy having relationships with close friends, as well as hearing other people's stories. I like to see the humor in everything, so I try to inject funny into everything I do. I love sitcoms, anime, action movies, and researching obscure superheroes on Wikipedia.
In my free time, I like photography, reading, applying Legend of Zelda temporary tattoos to my feet, and scouring the Internet for free stuff.
My favorite color is blue, my favorite Friends character is Chandler, and my favorite Pokemon is Togekiss. Yes, Togekiss. I'd love to explain to you why, or just nerd out about Pokemon in general.
My ideal first date would be sleeping with you. Not...you know. Literal sleep. And you don't necessarily have to be there. I just...I love sleep, ok? Because naps. Naps are awesome.
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Creative Producer & Social Media Coordinator
Hey there! My name is Riley and I have a beard. Well, I don’t have to have a beard, if that’s a deal-breaker for you.
Anyway, I consider myself to be funny, kind, introverted, and less sweaty than most. I live my life by never thinking I have arrived, because that is the exact moment when you stop growing.
People tell me I look a lot like that one guy on the Vikings show, and I tend to agree with them. I love all kinds of food, and I have yet to find anything I dislike. Wait, there was that one time I ate a pickled pig's foot…that was pretty bad. I guess I love most foods.
Batman and French Bulldog selfies are two of the things that bring meaning to my life. My top three Batmen in order are: Christian Bale, Kevin Conroy, and Adam West. My favorite pastimes include: avoiding eye-contacts with strangers as I walk down the sidewalk; putting bags of ice out in the sun and seeing how long they take to melt, and listening to coffee house music playlists.
If I am not doing those things, you’ll probably find me sleeping or shopping online. Join me and the guys every other week for laughs, hysteria, and madness. Hugs and Kisses!
Manager & Executive Producer
"If you're not learning, you're not loving. And if you're not loving then you're not living. And if you're not living, damn it!...you might as well be dead." - Ray Bradbury
I'm a fun-loving, dorky, nerd who can't get enough of dogs or Bethesda games. Born and raised in Idaho; I <3 Potato.
Really interested in politics, philosophical musings, and dry-lightning thunder storms. I love the cold and hate being hot. I also don't work out a ton but if I do it's probably bicycling or swimming.
Overall, I'm a bit of a try-hard who takes himself too seriously at times. In fact, I might seem pretentious at first, but I'm a goof at heart.
Also, I'm really into married women...well...just my wife actually. But I still hope you'd love to check me/us out!