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Comedian & Facilities Manager
If Nick would only write a bio for the website and send me a photo then maybe we could update this…
Creative Producer & Social Media Coordinator
Hey there! My name is Riley and I have a beard. Well, I don’t have to have a beard, if that’s a deal-breaker for you.
Anyway, I consider myself to be funny, kind, introverted, and less sweaty than most. I live my life by never thinking I have arrived, because that is the exact moment when you stop growing.
People tell me I look a lot like that one guy on the Vikings show, and I tend to agree with them. I love all kinds of food, and I have yet to find anything I dislike. Wait, there was that one time I ate a pickled pig's foot…that was pretty bad. I guess I love most foods.
Batman and French Bulldog selfies are two of the things that bring meaning to my life. My top three Batmen in order are: Christian Bale, Kevin Conroy, and Adam West. My favorite pastimes include: avoiding eye-contacts with strangers as I walk down the sidewalk; putting bags of ice out in the sun and seeing how long they take to melt, and listening to coffee house music playlists.
If I am not doing those things, you’ll probably find me sleeping or shopping online. Join me and the guys every other week for laughs, hysteria, and madness. Hugs and Kisses!
Manager & Executive Producer
"If you're not learning, you're not loving. And if you're not loving then you're not living. And if you're not living, damn it!...you might as well be dead." - Ray Bradbury
I'm a fun-loving, dorky, nerd who can't get enough of dogs or Bethesda games. Born and raised in Idaho; I <3 Potato.
Really interested in politics, philosophical musings, and dry-lightning thunder storms. I love the cold and hate being hot. I also don't work out a ton but if I do it's probably bicycling or swimming.
Overall, I'm a bit of a try-hard who takes himself too seriously at times. In fact, I might seem pretentious at first, but I'm a goof at heart.
Also, I'm really into married women...well...just my wife actually. But I still hope you'd love to check me/us out!