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Comedian & Facilities Manager
Hey there, how you doin’?
It’s me, Nick; your bodacious, big-lunged, burger-loving, bad-boy, brochacho. I’m the funniest guy in any room, according to me, and I’d bet money (if I had any) that I can make you laugh.
I’m the reason this podcast is still going, having been brought on in 2018 when my two cohosts were in desperate need of someone to blame everything on. But enough about those losers.
I’m single and ready to mingle. I enjoy cooking on the grill, watching our favorite shows, and taking excessive naps due to my insomnia. I also love playing games like Halo, Stardew Valley, or Apex Legends with my friends. But more than anything else, my favorite thing in the world is breathing really loudly directly into my microphone. Maybe I’d have a better profile for you if I had ever gotten one to Tyler so that he could update the website, rather than making him write one up for me.
Anywhoosie, screw him. But I <3 u :)
Creative Producer & Social Media Coordinator
Hey there! My name is Riley and I have a beard. Well, I don’t have to have a beard, if that’s a deal-breaker for you.
Anyway, I consider myself to be funny, kind, introverted, and less sweaty than most. I live my life by never thinking I have arrived, because that is the exact moment when you stop growing.
People tell me I look a lot like that one guy on the Vikings show, and I tend to agree with them. I love all kinds of food, and I have yet to find anything I dislike. Wait, there was that one time I ate a pickled pig's foot…that was pretty bad. I guess I love most foods.
Batman and French Bulldog selfies are two of the things that bring meaning to my life. My top three Batmen in order are: Christian Bale, Kevin Conroy, and Adam West. My favorite pastimes include: avoiding eye-contacts with strangers as I walk down the sidewalk; putting bags of ice out in the sun and seeing how long they take to melt, and listening to coffee house music playlists.
If I am not doing those things, you’ll probably find me sleeping or shopping online. Join me and the guys every other week for laughs, hysteria, and madness. Hugs and Kisses!
Manager & Executive Producer
"If you're not learning, you're not loving. And if you're not loving then you're not living. And if you're not living, damn it!...you might as well be dead." - Ray Bradbury
I'm a fun-loving, dorky, nerd who can't get enough of dogs or Bethesda games. Born and raised in Idaho; I <3 Potato.
Really interested in politics, philosophical musings, and dry-lightning thunder storms. I love the cold and hate being hot. I also don't work out a ton but if I do it's probably bicycling or swimming.
Overall, I'm a bit of a try-hard who takes himself too seriously at times. In fact, I might seem pretentious at first, but I'm a goof at heart.
Also, I'm really into married women...well...just my wife actually. But I still hope you'd love to check me/us out!